Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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