spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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