i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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