I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
