so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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