I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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