You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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