i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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