we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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