I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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