how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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