I need help removing her.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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