Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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