So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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