Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
