But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
soo... how was my night?
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