I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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