i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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