Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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