Its about making memories worth repressing
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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