I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Small penises have feelings too.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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