Dual....:-)
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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