not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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