i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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