We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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