Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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