at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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