it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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