And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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