I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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