After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I see more hoeing in ur future
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