you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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