my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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