In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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