someone get that fucking seahorse.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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