I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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