i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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