This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
The feeling are messing with the penis
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
