their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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