i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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