sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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