I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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