just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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