You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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