the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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