If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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