i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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