Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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