It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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