Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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