Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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