glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I need water and some morals
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
