A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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