At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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